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May 03, 2005
No Hat, No Cattle Returns
No Hat, No Cattle has returned from a brief, and I do mean brief, trip to Boston to iron out some wedding stuff/have a few drinks with friends (it was more of a visit to the inside of a Continental plane than anything else).
The Highlights:
1. I got a very good haircut by a rabidly homophobic woman. She essentially held me hostage with half cut hair as she went on a 20 minute screed about how everyone is moving out of Massachusetts because it is not faith-based enough. I tried to tell her we're moving because boston was not affordable-housing-based enough, but she not surprisingly seemed somewhat set in her ways.
2. Six cups of Dunkin' Donuts coffee in 2 days. Good stuff.
3. 2 full days of delightfully low humidity.
4. I had a mentally exhausting brunch at Fire & Ice* in Cambridge, where I was forced to try and keep track of my pile of omlette fixins as they cooked them on the giant communal grill with about 40 other piles of fixins. It was like 3-card monty except with piles of fixins and lots more of them. 40-fixin monty.
That is about it, it was only 2 days afterall.
*Fire & Ice is a restuarant where they let you pick the ingredients/sauces you want from a bunch of bars and then you give them to the cooks and they cook them for you. Thus my bacon-based omelette Sunday morning.
Posted by stan at May 3, 2005 12:17 PM