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April 23, 2005
Grocery Shopping
Yes, Sara being out of town had a significant impact on the above grocery haul being able to happen. Lets break it down by the numbers:
0 - Products purchased that are either whole-wheat or organic
1 - Number of old ladies that asked me where the kosher aisle was (i didn't know)
2 - Number of fruits & vegetables (2 apples)
3 - Pounds of Sausage
17 - Number of fruits & vegetables if you count the 15 fruit flavored popsicles
31 - Percent of final bill allocated to hops-based products
89 - Cents extra the fine folks at Red Baron Pizza charge for flat crust frozen pizzas (shouldn't it be the other way around? Thin crust = less dough used?)
150 - Number of times I've contemplated bacon-wrapped sausage for dinner tonight
Also, in the wierd product department, look at this:
How can there be a "Gourmet Award" for watermelon rind? The only thing I've seen that tops this is the cactus leaves that they sell a few aisles down.
Posted by stan at April 23, 2005 05:29 PM
Comments
Watermelon jelly sounds good!
Posted by: jenny at April 25, 2005 12:27 PM