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December 15, 2004

Houston The Hatless

I guess the one main thing that I've noticed so far from my 5 hours in houston is the conspicuous lack of people in cowboy hats. Isn't this suppose to be Texas? There are so few cowboy hats so far that I'm beginning to think that the would be no repercussions if I decided to Mess with this state. 1 cowboy hat siting so far!

Things I've seen more of than cowboy hats:

Car accidents (2)
Mini-Golf courses (2)
Soda machines in the office that charge you money to get a drink! (2)
Billboards for cemeteries (2)
Adult entertainment establishments (3)
The heretofore unknown phrase "Eastex" (East Texas, I guess) (6 or 7)

Posted by stan at December 15, 2004 05:16 PM

Comments

line from showgirls: "what is an MBA?" "its a degree you pick up after college. it's mostly worthless in the real world."

Posted by: sara at December 15, 2004 06:23 PM

Don't send that back to Netflix before I come home, I'd like to see now that you've made it interesting.

Posted by: Stan at December 15, 2004 06:37 PM